Qassem Suleimani Assassination Hoax

Apparently some guy from Iran was in Iraq when he was killed
by a robot plane sent by the Orange Man in America.

If you honestly believe any of this, then you may be a bot
put here to help populate the simulation.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

If there is any demand for it, I can turn this into an mp3 as well.

Production notes. Streamed live in the early hours of 4-Jan-2020. This post published 6-Jan-2020.